Santa Kong

King Kong Movie Action Figure
Giant Freaking Monster
12.24.07
Eric Mosher
Santa Kong is the Xmas evolution of one of the most beloved giant creatures of all time that ever lost to Godzilla. Yes, Virginia, King Kong is Santa Claus. He brings presents in a giant sack and eats villagers and climbs up to the top of the tree after drinking too much berry juice. Then he goes to party with the angels and probably eats a few.
I've been putting odd things at the top of the tree for years. With the advent of the new King Kong movie and action figures, I realized my dream by putting one at the top of the tree. I've been criticized that it isn't very Christmas-y and other things along that line, but he's there and he's fun and this year he has a hat. That's the only mod to him so far. A hat. I'll update it if I make a jacket or something for him. Maybe make Naomi Watts into an angel or have him fight Santa CHUD. We shall see. Sculpey for the hat, felt for the brim and a cotton ball for the ball. Merry Christmas every one.