Saturday, March 20, 2010

Tough Enough

I don't know who designs some of the children's play furniture out there, but I'm pretty sure it's the devil. I put together a picnic table today and the instructions were just inane, telling you to tighten screws with your fingers when you can't even hold onto the bold the access hole is so small. It must have been written by Nosferatu. That dude has some long as hell fingers. I finally got it done, though if you require a table as part of your instructions to put together a table, you probably should rethink the design.

Also, do not use power tools to assemble? I scoff at thee.

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