Let the Rats Die
I heard a story on the news about how Orkin was being fined for not responding to a call after some squirrels were caught in one of their traps and the animals were dying and had to be taken to a hospital. Are you fucking kidding me? Let the bastards die. Do they do anything besides eat your siding and try to nest in your attic? I think Orkin was in the right here, even if it was a miscommunication. They're just rats with furry tails, and the only reason they should have been taken to a hospital is to be thrown in an incinerator. Seriously. I hate squirrels. Not a good animal, unlike Nessie, which is just pure awesome in a lake.