Lazy Saturday

For those of you not on the facebook, here are the first week of haikus that I've been doing. Enjoy!

1. God, the parkway sucks.
Five miles of people looking.
It's only a deer.

2. Dave, I've told you this
before. Bud ain't a 40.
You must drink OE.

3. I want some nachos.
They would really hit the spot.
Me gusta queso.

4. Hi little snowflake.
Please don't destroy my commute.
You already have.

5. I am sick today.
I think all of the Shriners
tried to take my soul.

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